- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and gets drunk. He then goes home and proceeds beating his many wives in a drunken fit of rage.

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kid: can i go to the bathroom? teacher: you have to say the alphabet first. kid: ugh. fine. a.b.c.d.e.f.g.h.i.j.k.l.m.n.o.q.r.s.t.u.v.w.x.y.z teacher: what happened to the p? the kid bows his head in shame sits back down as the entire class laughs at him.

What is the biggest, most elaborate lie? Santa Clause

Yo momma's so fat, her lifespan is probably going to be very short and you will have to bury her soon.

Why was the boy crying last night? - a clown raped him

What did I eat for my breakfast? My breakfast.

a man walked into a bar.... when i say bar i mean a metal pole, the man suffered from concussion

What do you call a gay Mexican guy who is deaf, has no arms, no legs, and is bald? Whatever his name is.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Salesmen. Does this smell like chloroform to you?

Q) what's black and white and red all over? A) a slaughtered zebra.

What did Batman get for Christmas. Nothing his parents are dead.

Have you heard that Hitler and Osama Bin Laden share a room with saton in hell

Well educated black man.

Where can you find a Muslim with a boxcutter? At a UPS.

Why did the girl drop her ice cream her cone broke

Why couldn't little Sarah smell the roses? Her face was mauled by a grizzly bear

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the results of his AIDS test

What does a Dominican and a Russian have in common... they are both thinking of a funny anti-joke to post on this site...

Q: A Jew lost a penny, a nickel, and a dime. If he found the nickel and the dime, what didn't he find? A: The Mesiah

whats the difference between a pair of shoes, and a computer. alot.

What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

Why do Asians squint their eyes? They were born like that.

What happened when the young boy farted. It smelled. :)

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