Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous and could cause much harm if handled without prior knowledge of how to use them.

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Why did I get raped

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Soccer...

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Q: What's brown and smells like poo? A: poo

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Why'd Katie fall off the swing? She had no arms

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Knock Knock Who's there I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock

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What did the teacher say to the pupil who was bad at maths? You are bad at maths and will never complete any sum EVER!

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What did my dad say when i knocked over the christmas tree? nothing, my father is dead

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You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose... But that's disgusting.

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Okay okay, its not like I wanted a serious answer anyway, bye!

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What happened to the blonde pregnant women? She died giving birth to her blind and mentally challenged son.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call it, he isn't coming. Posted By: Lram

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Shut up and stop laughing, Daddy's balls aren't gonna lick themselves.

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Why was the light on in the house ? A. the owners were using it

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat

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What happens when you yell at people who have high blood pressure? They might get heart attacks & die.

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What do you call a black person with dandruff.... A lamington

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So a priest, a rabbi, a blonde and a black person walk into a bar. The Bar Tender says, "Is this some kind of joke"

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Jameson: hey peter peter parker: what Jameson: do you know what my favorite kind of beans are Peter: no Jameson: van de camps

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Person 1: Knock knock Person 2: Who is there??? Person 1: ..................................... Person 2: (Opens Door) Person 1: BOO i scared u and ding dong ditched u Person 2: Actually "Ding Dong Ditching" is when a one or more human beings search for a targeted house where they ring the door bell and run to a designated location to hide. After the resident opens the door to find out no one has stayed and waited, they close the door and the human beings quickly run up and repeat the task many as times until the resident finally catches them.

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What happened when the Mexican man contracted the muscles of his large bowel after a large meal? Shit made its way to his anus

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Have you seen Elton johns pet dog? Neither he's he.

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What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? Doormat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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