- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Socks.

Why did Harry Potter cast a spell on Chuck Norris' penis? Never mind.

Knock Knock Who's there? UPS UPS who? UPS, your package is here.

A black guy walks into a dilapidated house and purchases large amounts of narcotics. Racism isn't funny.

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Ms. Smoot's class

watermelons are red, pineapples are yellow. i'm not a poet, say hello for me.

3 Mormon men walk by a blonde woman eating a banana. They are not distracted by this and continue their journey of spreading Christianity.

Why did the Mexican go to the food marke To get some food.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can not talk, therefore we can never find out from the chicken, who is the only thing that knows why it crossed the road. Scientists have study chickens and say that it most likely saw something edible, like a bug or some grain and walked over to eat it.

What do you call a Muslim running a country? Obama

JLo made a song about my diick- "On the Floor"

What do black people and apples have in common? They are both fruit... except for black people

how many babies does it take to paint a house? that is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

Comedy.

what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

What do u call a short Mexican Nothing that's normal

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being herded into a slaughter house to be killed, then packaged and shipped out to restaurant venders all across the country.

How do you turn a broken skateboard into a gleaming Rolls Royce? With magic.

a man walks into a bar and says "help me, my daughter just got hit by a car! the bartender phones the ambulance and the girl survives.

Why did the kid kid have no arms? A clown came and chopped them off.

Why did the Mexican cross the river? For an opportunity at a better life for himself and his loved ones.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't because it had died from an uncaring mother and father that dumped it's corps on the side of the highway.

Why were the black man's balls so big He had testicular cancer

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