The answer: He is dead! (read it throughout so you cant go wrong) Question: So why cant a man in Italia marry his widows sister? Moral: Had yet to read one like this one...

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how long does it take for a black woman to poop? women dont poop, especially not halle berry

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What did the one legged girl do when her apartment caught on fire? She tried to hop to safety, but died of smoke inhalation.

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Want to here a joke? Then get off this site!

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A Mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The black guy because the Mexicans was recently aressted for a dwi and had his repealed. But lately he has worked towards cleaning his life up. They were actually driving to an AA meeting.

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Why does Logan Cole beat off to Yo Gabba Gabba! ? Because Tim Tebow.

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What's worse than banning guns? Very few things

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Why didnt the chicken cross the road? -Its a chicken you dumb shit.

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why did the chicken cross the road? i don;t know, that's why i was asking you

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he was dead.

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Fox News.

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How do you stop the unstoppable You dont

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vagina, hehehehehehehe

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I eat you and die of obesity due to high blood pressure and bad heart disease!!!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Roses can also be white And violets can also be purple

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Your mama so fat she is physically larger than other people.

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WNBA

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Roses are red That much is true But violets are purple Not freaking blue

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What did the colonel say to the soldier before he got into the army tank? Get in.

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Take off your shoes.

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Police say's 'have you been drinking' and you reply back saying 'YES' then the police brings out the blower and you blow, it says on it that you are fine, but then the cops ask you 'what did you drink' and you just say 'well i drank juice for breakfast then had some water, tea, coffee' the cops get really angry but before he says anything you say that ' I AM MUSLIM'

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there's 4 men, a rabbi, a priest, a monk, and a captain. they all go on the captain's ship for a cruise with a couple hundred people. this was during the cold war, and the ship was mistaken for a war ship, and the russians missled it. the monk says: "we have to get everyone off the ship!" the rabbit say: "NO! the women and children need to get off first! And we should also hail to Satan!" the Captain says: "OMG! It's a talking Rabbit!" the priest then stops the rabbit to death!" the rabbi says: "The rabbit is right! But just the children!" The Captain says: "Screw the children! this ship is going to Hell, we have talking animals saying we should worship the devil!" the priest says: "Do you think we have time" the monk, the rabbi, and the captain stare and beat him to death.... "Well, he was already going to Hell" the Monk says. But during this entire time the ship has been sinking and another missle blows up the ship. Everyone dies, except for Sean Conery...and Chuck Norris.

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It was dead.

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Chuck Norris once went skydiving. his parachute did not deploy. where he landed is now known as the grand canyon

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