Roses r red violets r blu I hav5 fingers the middle ones for u

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Q: What has four legs and an arm. A: A pitbull on a playground

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Your Mom's sooo fat that when she jumps into a pool her splash attack does damage :P

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What's the difference between a table lamb? A fishing pole, automobiles are very useful

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Why did Jimmy's sexy teacher ask him to stay behind after class? His grades have been slipping and she expects better from her students. How anyone views her sexually is of no relevance to this situation.

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what's the difference between a pogo stick and a traffic cone? well for starters, traffic a cones main function is to cordon off areas or alert drivers to certain areas of road that are not to be breached and pogo sticks are used as toys to heighten bouncing. I'll stop here but the list goes on.

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how many moms can you fit in a bathtub? as many as you want

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A kangaroo walks into a bar, it is a fairly common occurrence in Australia and normal process is carried out of evacuating the premises and calling animal control to deal with the situation.

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A 21 year old man walks into a bar with a vase of 12 roses. 57 years later he died after a lengthy battle with colon cancer.

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Two men are in a bar. One of them turns to the other one and says, "I've slept with your mom." The other one replies "Go home dad you're drunk."

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why did the chicken cross the road? -----it didnt

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Your mother is so ugly that people make yo mamma jokes about her

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Why was the black guy charged for murder? He killed his wife.

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, you racist.

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jack and jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water jack collapsed because of serious drug abuse and stress jill followed after not being able to handle the tragedy of her brothers death this wouldn't have happened if they got into my van when i asked them too.

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Why did the man name his boy "Sue?" He had bad eyesight and thought it was a girl.

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Two gay men walk down the street holding hands, and are applauded for expressing their love for each other.

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I am a nigger.

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.... Take my wife..... .... She is lovely....

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What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern ppoorrnnoo-graphic collections.

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Q. Why is Italy shaped like a boot? A. Do you think they could fit all that shit in a tennis shoe?

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What did the hammer say to the drill? Nothing, they don't talk stupid.

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whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon ones a live the other isnt

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Why did the boy scream? Because his girlfriend poked him in the butthole, which he was not expecting. Thus surprising him.

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