if life gives you lemonnde your probally halusinating

what do you watch ? a tv

Why couldn't the 1 year old talk? It's a 1 year old, idiot, it can't!

What did the milk say to the oatmeal? I came from a cow nipple.

Q: What is the meaning of life? A: We don't know. Dwight: FALSE. The answer to everything is 42.

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two guys walk into a bar. the third guy ducks

If she is under the age of 18 years old and is identified by your state as a minor, shes too young for you bro.

How do you do you cure cancer? Very carefully.

a blind man walks across a road. he's dead

Why did the black man wear a coat, shirt, pants, and underwear on a rainy day? Because he didn't want to be naked.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one is quite sure because technology is not advanced enough for humans to converse with chickens.

a drumset fell off a clif. Badoom ch.

What's brown and green and if it falls out of a tree on top of you, it will kill you? A pool table

your mamas so fat all she gets for christmas and her birthday is girdles!

Can you get me a stapler,make sure it has staples because if it doesn't..........I won't be a ble to staple anything

i was going to say a gay joke butt f*** it.

womens rights

What's the difference between a duck?

Seth stock has a large penis

What do you do with dead chemists? You carefully place their remnants in a casket, which is to be placed in a precisely dug hole. Once the casket is placed, you put a gravestone into the ground, signifying the chemists' date of birth and death.

Yo sugars so salty when you put it on your french fries they taste like salty french fries

Not sure, its just a really rare combination, people tell me stuff like "oh they are really bright brown" like hell they are, I mean sorry but the hell they are. I prefer it the way you say it, they are red, really really red, and you do not say it as if I had something to be ashamed off.

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