- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the victim say to the rapist? If you're gonna rape me, at least let me go get you a condom

Why can't Sally ride a bike? Because Sally's a fish.

Knock, Knock Who's there? A robber who will most likely kill you along with anyone else who will ruin their chances of becoming more wealthy off your most prized possessions.

why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What happened after Peter broke his toe? He went into cardiac arrest and died.

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the appropriate amount of medicine as directed by her doctor for her condition.

yo mamas so ugly she makes blind children cry

What's better than four dead babies in one trashcan? Nothing. Those babies could have grown up to be new heads of state or even the doctor who discovers the cure for cancer.

What's ur favorite color? Cancer Made by mark

What's so good about being Swiss? Well.... The flag's a big plus

why was Austin sad cause his dick fell off

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

Knock knock! Who's there? Hello. We would like to talk about Jesus with you.

Yo momma so ugly that she had self esteem issues and committed suicide, making her husband extremely depressed.

whats worse than a baby in a bathtub? its dead. Whats worse than that? its in a clown suit. Whats worse than that? The baby had down syndrome.

There is a bird and a squirrel in a tree. Later, as a farmer walked past, the squirrel ate the bird.

Q:Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree A: No

A man walks into a bar. ouch.

What did the German say the the Jewish man? "Hello, nice to meet you."

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck would? Probably a lot of wood.

Why didn't the restaurant serve the black man? He hadn't ordered anything.

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