Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't want to.

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Why did the Nazi shoot the Jew in the head? Because he was a Jew. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to the gay guys house. Knock Knock! Who's there? The chicken.

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Does pizza sound good for dinner?

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I walked into a bar the other day and ordered a double. The bartender brought out a guy who looked just like me.

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What is the biggest fictional book ever made? Either the Bible, or the Dictionary.

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what do men with small penises use as condoms? appropriately sized condoms.

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How many carrots can you fit in a truck Depends who's driving

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How do you survive in the wilderness? You nail an orphan to a rock underwater.

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what did the crippled boy say to the truck driver? "i like cats."

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's. Alzheimer's who? Knock knock!

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new home? No. Neither has he....

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a water. He then drinks his water and leaves. The following day he returns to the bar and again orders a water. He repeats this for many days until finally one day the bartender asks him why he comes every day to just drink water. The man replies, "Water is free. I got laid off from my job last week. Rough economy, you know." The bartender starts charging him for water, and the man becomes homeless.

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knock knock who's there aids

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What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

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Q: How did Whitney Houston die? A: Who?

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why do some Jewish people have big noses? There religion doesn't affect the size of there nose it really depends on genetics, like the if there parents had a big nose, or a small one would probably affect the size of a Jewish person nose

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How do you get straight A's? Try really hard throughout the school year and when it comes to the exams study enough to ensure you understand all the material, but so so much as to compromise your sleeping pattern, and in turn, your performance on the day.

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why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms why did no one pick her up? she was an orphan why did she drown? puddle...

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I have had depression for several years and have recently been diagnosed with diabetes. I therefore drink diet soda and have sugar free snacks. Which leads to diahrea. Lots of diahrea.

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One day, John ate some food. He quickly realized he had an upsetting feeling in his stomach, so he stopped eating food and used the restroom. Then he drew a picture.

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Why does Snoop Dogg need an umbrella? Fo' Drizzle

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What's a black man's favorite food? It depends.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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