- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Hi, I'm just going through the neighborhood to let everyone know that women secretly enjoy being raped.

what do you call a guy that has a mouth, but cannot speak? a poor freshman who has been commanded by a Senior not to speak.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms Why did Susie drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere Knock Knock "Whos There?" Not Susie

If there are 3 apples, and you take 2, how many do you have? BLAM! Texas castle law, motherfukker!

A man and a woman are alone, the man holds her down and says I'm going to rape you! The woman replies I'm not into that and leaves unharmed

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Art.

Whats better than an anti joke? Having sex with a supermodle

why am i so pretty? because god blessed me with good looks

How do you flatten a worm? Feed it to a little boy, and then drop a refrigerator on him.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the hospital? A: The victim of a violent mob attack

Roses are black, violets are black, we are all black Shit i'm colour blind

Maturity is a virtue.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Yo momma is so fat that we are incredibly concerned for her health.

What did Aaron Pfeifer say to Zach Faller ? Yee

What do you call a black man that sells drugs? A pharmacist.

Why is Pawn Stars the best show on the History Channel? Because Pawn Stars is the only show on the History Channel.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? You haven't? Well neither has he

What is green and has weels? A green bycicle.

If life throws you melons you might be dyslexic, but you also might not be.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light-bulb? Probably one. Replacing a light-bulb is a pretty simple task which any person (regardless of ethnicity) should be able to do without assistance.

Lethal injection is a lot more humane than the electric chair. I know because nobody's complained about it yet.

What's brown and sticky? Shit.

What the kid with no arms get for christmas? A baseball and a glove to go through with his dad

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