Im going to france... Why To get french fries! Have fun Im back with a $10000bill to pay Wheres the fries Shit

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Hey guya im a female stripper and if you want to have some fun call me 8633972535 thanks. -Tyler

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What do you call putting a vehicle on the side of the road? Parking.

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1 Jew XD

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Light Yagami. I'm a gay light bulb :D

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involved parents.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. It was a dead monkey.

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What word does almost everyone spell wrong? Wrong.

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How do you get 100 illegal immigrants into a furnace? Tell 'em it's England.

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what did the lawyer say to the doctor? hello.

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What is the most hardest math known to man kind? 1+1=?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and beat the oncoming car.

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What makes fat kids laugh? Jokes.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, get out of the garden it's time for lunch.

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What's that in the road.... a-head?

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

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A white guy, a black guy, and a Spanish guy jump off of a building. Due to acceleration of gravity, they hit the ground at a fast speed and die.

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A Jew walks into a Furness

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guy walks into a bar a metal bar ouch

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs? Chris

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why don't you ask him, o wait he's a chicken, you cant ask him. he is incapeable of speaking.

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A horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "hey. get out."

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Knock knock Who's there? Rick Rick who? Your wife's boss. I regret to inform you that your wife has sustained a injury on the job and she is in intensive care... I also regret to inform you that your insurance doesn't cover the injury

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Anti Joke

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