Why did Kanye West hit Rihanna? He didn't. It was Chris Brown you dumb ****

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what did batman say to robin? get in the car

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Out on the playground of a school, extremely young kids are acting as living witness to an audacious thing. They're watching a very interesting display of strength and brutality. They're observing a enactment of lofty potential and great might. What're they watching? They're regarding their principal getting promptly arrested by the federal police for possession of technically illegal weaponry including, but not only limited to what looked like to them: peculiar "fire crackers" and reloadable "candy dispensers". In the ensuing battle, their principal got shot in the arm and a random pedestrian got killed by a stray bullet. In the end, the cruel joke's on them. Guess what? They're irrepairably damaged for the rest of their life.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

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Why did the man get hit by a van? He was blind, and his guide dog was an idiot.

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Q: who's Snow White's brother A: egg white Get the yolk!

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? Well, it depends on how many Jews there are and what kind of car it is.

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Why is god mean? Cause he doesn't like you.

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what do you call a gay bird a gaybird

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What starts with a 'D' and ends with 'ick' Daniel and Jimmy are walking in the park when suddenly they get hit by a stick because a mysterious person threw the stick.

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Knock knock who's there? Hi! where from the church of latter day saints!

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What's worse than standing in line at Walmart? Being raped. What's worse than paying an outrageous amount for whatever it is you bought at Walmart? Being pregnant with a rape baby.

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Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. A. Knock, Knock! B. Who's There? Not Suzie.

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What do you do if a blond throw a grenade at you? Take the pin out and throw it back

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Me "knock knock" Tramp "who's there" Me "nobody you havent got a door"

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What do u get when u mix a dinosaur and a lesbian? A-lick-alot-a-puss

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Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators come in an assortment of colors

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Q:What is the differenc between batman and a black man? A: Batman can go out in the night with out robin

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what did batman say to robin before he got in the batmobile get in the batmobile

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Roses are red, That much is true, but Violet are purple, not ****ing blue

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Irrelevant. The road is no place for chickens.

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How does a plumber cross the street? Using his legs

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Why did the monKey fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first one

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Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: Your mother sucks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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