Your Mom.

Yesterday I was diagnosed with Depression... It made me sad.

Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

A man walks into the market. He asks a young attractive employee in a smooth voice, "Do you have any honey here, baby?" The employee responds, "No sir. I'm sorry."

Whats sad about 4 black guys in a cadillac driving over a cliff? A cadillac seats 5

Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

What did the prostitute get after sex? Syphilis... she got syphilis

The 19th Amendment

Penis penis poop butt

What's Big, Brown and really Runny ??? It doesn't matter anymore, i'll just leave the Toilet !!

a dude goes to vegas and loses his money, the moral of the story is not to trust the internet this story was written by The Internet

What do you call a blind, crippled, child? Unlucky.

why are you adopted? cause no one loved you.

I have adhd theref- hey look a dandelion

Q: Why did you fall of that swing? A: Because I'm fat.

How do you know if it's to late to turn your homework in? When the time allotted is up.

How is it called a black man piloting a plane? Pilot, you racist!

why did the boy drop his ice-cream? because he got hit by a bus

Doctor- Mr. Smith I have some bad news for you. Mr. Smith- Just tell it to me straight. How long have I got? Doctor- Not long. Mr. Smith- OK.

What's the best thing to say to a deaf person? Nothing. They are hearing impaired and won't hear you.

-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? -Dog shit.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, I Love The Music Only Jazz and Blues.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing duplicates of the top jokes.

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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