Why is amouse afraid of cheese? Because they usually die when they get it

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Child Protection Services. ...............

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A horse cantered into a bar.

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Two rocks are in the playground. Nothing happens, because rocks are not sentient beings and are thus incapable of producing any sort of activity on their own.

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3 dogs, a blue dog, a yellow dog, and a red dog. The owner was a man named Jeff. Now the blue dog was always sad so Jeff named him blue. The yellow dog was always scared so Jeff named him yellow. Now the red dog he was red because he had red fur, so Jeff named him red. One day when Jeff was reading his newspaper, he accidentally hit his coffee and it fell on the floor. Question: What did Jeff do? I don't know.

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What can you eat that comes in all different flavors. Chex mix, I bet you thought it was women but its not its chex mix

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What did the man say when he was hit with a flying watermelon? Ouch.

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roses are red violets are blue i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

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Why did the boy fall down the stairs Because I pushed him

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- Why a black man can not jump? - Because he broken his leg.

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Haikus are useful Actually they are not.... ....I am so sorry

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what happens when a jew meets a black person answer: they greet one another

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Why do black people sit so far back in their seats? Because they're used to sitting in the back of the bus

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Q: What do you call a hobo asking for change? A: Get off my driveway!

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Why did the man have blood on his finger? Because he popped a pimple

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What do you call a black man in an envelope? A tiny black man

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? KFC was on the other side

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What is better than a car made of gold? Anything you consider to be better than a car made of gold.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? I don't know, I don't have a watch anymore.

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What's the difference between a Ginger and a Brick? A ginger is a living organism.

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Michael Brown

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Why did the woman make a sandwich? Because she was hungry.

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If you're happy and you know it - put your hands in the air i have a gun.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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