- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats blue and can be seen in the sky? the sky.

women's rights

What do you call a man or woman who has sex, records it on video, and sells the recordings for money? A porn star.

A: Knock knock (pause) A: Knock knock (pause) A: Knock knock B: (frustrated), I thought we had that damn thing fixed!!!

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems are pointless Refrigerator.

Why did the man get hit by a van? He was blind, and his guide dog was an idiot.

A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Methodist minister were playing golf. The Priest won by one stroke.

Friend: I said pass the juice, not gas the jews! Hitler: Oh.

Why was he arrested? He broke the law.

Why does Santa go down your chimney? Because he is to retarded to use the door.

Q: What sucks? A: Straws

Steven Yuhasz is so homosexual, he has sexual intercourse with other men and enjoys it. <33

Bobby walked into a bar. He was then escorted out of the bar and arrested because he was underage.

your mom is so gay that...wrong, a homosexual women is considered a lesbian.

Why did the boy die at his Halloween party? He was the victim of a drive-by.

What does Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na equal? A lot of sodium

roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave.

Why did the black man rob the bank? Well..why not?

Two Jewish kids walked into a bar... mitzvot.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cancer.

Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

you wanna know hellen kellers favorite game? Marco Polo!

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' cheese

Dani Barton is a heart breaking 13 yr old.

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