- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the addict choke himself with a trash bag? His family couldn't afford a funeral and it was the quickest way to disappear.

3 men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks.

why would you thank the KKK because they killed the president

Why did the cookie go to the docter? Because he was dieing of terminal cancer.

What do you call 10,000 lawers jumping out of a plane? A good start.

p p p penis. penis's are big and juicy

A boy watches as a firefighter saves a little girl from a fire and looks at his mom saying "I want to be a firefighter when i grow up mommy" The mom looks down and replies "Silly kid you're not gunna grow up you have leukemia."

What did the polar bear say to the penguin? Nothing. They don't live on the same continent.

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? Photoshop

Chuck Norris drove to McDonalds and ordered a Whopper. Much to his dismay, McDonalds does not make Whoppers, because that is the signature fast-food burger of McDonald's biggest competitor, Burger King.

Your mamas so fat. She fat.

What happened to the guy who ate an alarm clock at six o' clock in the morning? He puked a lot, and was diagnosed with a horrible digestive disorder.

1, 2, buckle my shoe. 3, 4, shut the door. 5, 6, I'm gonna to cut you in your sleep.

A plane crashes on the border of the United States and Canada. Where do they bury the survivors? Why would they bury the survivors? THEY'RE ALIVE

What's the best part of having a doctor for a best friend? The sex.

What do people do in France when they are hungry? Get something to eat.

Why did a lady get in a car crash? Because woman don't drive, they stay in the kitchen!

stop it ryan vallee

Why did Patrick buy an apple? So he can eat it

There are two fish in a bathtub. One turns to the other and says "Could you please pass the soap?" The other one says "What do I look like to you, a typewriter?"

What did the priest say to the nun? ... I don't know, I wasn't there.

Q: What did the rectum say to the Anus? A: "Your a waste."

What do you say if you see your TV floating in the middle of the night? I'm not sure, but I would probably have nightmares for a couple weeks.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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