"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Its Adolf, we're going to camp."

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I went to visit my friend last week (not a guy, guys as friends? Thats just gay, I mean you fuck all of your friends right?) And she was really happy and stuff right? I mean REALLY happy, and the poor thing was depressed for like 8-9 months or something. So I was like: ARE YOU HIGH RIGHT NOW? >:( She said: YEAH I AM HIGH ON LIFE! I looked down at the ground, it contained a full box full of syringes and needles! So I grabbed the whole thing and threw them out! So then I learned what Insulin was anyways. Ps: Depressed, pregnant... Not sure anymore, it was like two weeks ago or something.

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Why did the Israeli military stop the helicopter raids to Gaza? They didn't. They continue them until there is nobody left.

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What's white and flies around ? A seagull. What's black and flies around ? A seagull in the darkness.

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Why did the white girl have a black friend? Because she was very welcome to different races and wanted to learn about her culture.

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How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? 17

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A friend asks his buddy, "Hey, what's your favorite color?" Buddy slowly turns his head and stares intensely at the only black person in the room and says," "White." Buddy has never been called racist.

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what happens when you jump of a cliff usually you die

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Alt F4

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A man walks into a bar, and says "ow."

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you're a loser >>>>>>>>>>>

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Why is Eeyore in Winnie the Pooh always sad? Cause he has a nail in his anus

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whats worse then biting into a worm and finding an apple??? getting raped up the butt by a giant tiger!

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What do you call a guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub? A guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a big dick, Lets have sex.

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What do you call a row of houses that are all different size? A poorly thought out construction project that has enraged townspeople.

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Don't you spell Pewdiepies name like "Pewdipie" than Pew-die-pie? Like who wants to kill a pie?

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours being in a zoo But don't worry I'll be there too Behind the bars, laughing at you

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One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

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Me, myself, and I walked into a bar. We didn't say anything to each other because I'm not schetsophrenic.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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Patient: Doctor Doctor! Doctor: Yes. Patient: I think I'm a moth! Doctor: You don't need a doctor, you need Mental help. Patient: Yes I know. Doctor: Then why are you here? Patient: The light was on.

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Why did the fox cross the road Because it didn't anticipate getting mashed by the passing lorry

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