Jay Leno: The economy is so bad.. Audience: how bad is it?! Jay Leno: Very bad.

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whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

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A dog walks into a bar and succumbs to heartworm.

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What do u call a black guy with a gun? A police officer u racist bastard

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why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad. salads can't fly planes.

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Why did the dad buy his son some ice cream? He didnt, his dad is dead

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A man walks into a bar and says "ouch." It was an Iron bar.

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When Life gives you lemons... Squeeze the juice right back into Life's eyes!

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Why was the man with cancer bald? He wanted to tan his scalp.

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My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

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What do you call a guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub? A guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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what do snozberries taste like? Lama

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Hellooooo whos there? Its me fred Fred? A Canadian

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alert('hiiii');

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Doctor: your mom has cancerous aids Me:*sob*

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hello

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What did the fish say when it hit the wall? "Dam."

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Jacob Edwards has friends.

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Q. How do Italian girls shave their legs? A. They lie down outside and have someone mow them.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bunk bed? A bunk bed is stable and can support two children.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Why did the Jewish boy grab his groin? Because he was just circumcised.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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