- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats funny about ISIS? Nothing, you asshole, its terrifying.

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

whats the difference between a joke and the holocaust? ...There both funny..Exept for the Holocaust.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and and no legs in front of a door? A: A quadruple amputee.

What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they were both killed in a building collapse.

Why did the used car salesman stop selling cars? He got fired.

A man walks into a bar with an ape. The ape defecates on the floor. The bartender ordered them both out.

Hey Patrick Yeah? I found something funnier then 24 Give it to me buddy 25

Roses are red, violets are blue and the sun is very hot

Whats gay and smells like straight girls? An envelope.

Q: What's funnier than 24? A: 25.

dear GIRLS, roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad i will be there too not in the cage but laughing at u .

What did the black man say to the policeman? "Take it easy."

your joke is so unoriginal. i had heard the joke before.

What do you call a Muslim taking control of an airplane? A pilot. -Tag

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Why do they call it a clock radio?... because it's both.

Knock Knock Come in

A boy walks into a haunted cematery. Zombies eat him.

Where does Frosty the Snowman keep his money? He doesn't keep it. His lifespan is too short to make significant compound intrest.

Why is Michael J Fox so good at using shake weights? Because he is motivated to stay in good physical shape.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? It's not. Numbers are not living organisms and thus are incapable of experiencing emotion.

cow: MooooooooMoooooooo trafic light: beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep man:AHHHHHHHHHHH GET THIS FAT THING OF, OF ME NOW cow: MOOOOOOO (you shouldnt of said that or i wouldnt of swallowed you) man:TELL MY WIFE I LOVE HER (L.W)

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