What do you call a wine-o? A Alco-colic.

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Y did a fat woman cross the rode? To get to McDonalds

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What do you get when you mix a fox and a sloth? a..FOTH

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What's funnier than somebody spitting in someone else's food? It's not even funny, it's just plain rude and disgusting.

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The World Record For Longest Game of Hide and Seek goes to... Binladin

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Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died.

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it depressed me to be diagnosed with depression

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Knock knock. Who's there? Dr. Dr who? Dr Johnson. I'm afraid you have AIDS.

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how do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed? pick up a parenting book ask him nicely try a time out not care because he's a kid and hes supposed to jump on beds?

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue A Face Like Yours Belongs In The ZOO. :o

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Hello

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Q: What did one poor guy say to the other poor guy? A: We're both black

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Her lips are not proportionally fit to her face.

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An Irish man willingly walks out of a bar

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Yolo: Your Oppurtunity Lies Upon...... oh, wait upon starts with a u... YOLU

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

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Q:whats the diffrence between a mexican and a deer A:one is a mexican and the other one is a deer

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A seal walks into a club. Do you like my new shoes?

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what do you call someone who kills jews? a life saver

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen snort? Enough to kill 3 and a half men.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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Why don't Mexicans sneak back across the border? Because there are more opportunities and free stuff here. Why would they want to leave, especially at the risk of getting caught for crossing in a sneaky fashion?

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whats the difference between a black man and a bench a bench can support a family

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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