AHHHHHHH OMGOMG OMG I SAY TO MY MUM SHE RUNS INTO THE ROOM SCREEMING AND SAYS WHAT HAPPEND I SAY ....................... i forgot now (k.c)

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My Japanese girlfriend just broke up with me. It's okay, there's more of them in the sea.

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Swiggity Swooty. I'm currently in pursuit for that part of your body people refer to as "booty".

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It says so on your cap.

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why did oprah, your mother, and a monkey on a rock have in common? the ability to fornicate

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How did the fat man die? Type 2 diabetes

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Cancer.

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Hippopatomous!

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An Oldish (probably 27) man walks into a chuck-e cheese, He then puts on his coustume.

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an asian walks into a bar and does his math homework then he gets raped by a horse

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a black father

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What's worse than being hit by a mini van? Being hit by 5 mini vans.

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What's the similarity between a dog and a car? They're both made out of atoms.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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What did the joke writer with A.D.D say refrigerator

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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Knock! Knock! Whose there? Chris Chris who? (There was never a response. Leaving the man to wonder who Chris was... Was it his high school buddy Chris? His former colleague? That guy who filled his propane tank down at the gas station? Was that guy's name even Chris-or was it Craig? Craig, it was definitely Craig.)

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a genetically disfigured fish please stop pollution.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue this poem sucks, GET OVER IT -brett

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Why did the chicken cross the road it didn't, it was hit by a bus.

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A man walked into a bar 2 hours later he died from drinking and driving

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I'll be back. Please use the door.

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What did the blind and deaf woman get for her birthday? Raped.

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