A Nazi and a Communist walk into a bar. 10 million Slavs die.

*Ring* *Ring* Bartender : Hello? Stranger:Is Mike Hunt their? Bartender: Mike Hunt! Is Mike Hunt here?! Mike Hunt: Oh thank god! I've been anticipating this phone call for a while now! I've been stranded here for hours and my wife's been killed and the killer is still out there!

- I did your mom last night! - Thanks, Dad.

Where did Ellen go after the explosion? Everywhere

What do you call a kid with a peg leg and an eye patch? Names

I'm so hungry I feel I would be able to ingest large quantities of food.

a car drives off a cliff whos driving? an asin woman!

D is for diabetes, Cookie Monster, if you keep this up.

what is black and white and red all over a shot to death zebra

What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

Knock Knock Come in

What's worse than having a bad hair day? Vietnam.

whats yellow sticky and smelly? I dont know i was asking you

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, the Krusty Krab is a fictional place, and therefore does not exist.

Whats big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

whats gayer than 2 homosexuals? 3 homosexuals.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Suzie. How is that even possible?

What do video games and school have in common? Nothing, nobody likes school

I said I read te terms of service. I didnt

Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

An eyeball walks into a bar and the bartender asks him what he would like. The bartender promptly wakes up in jail because he was caught having a meth lab in his basement.

Albert and Hunter, Forever in love < 3

Anagram.

What's the difference between George Washington and Wiz Khalifa? George Washington died many years ago.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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