A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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A Jew walks into a bar. He sits down for about half an hour, enjoys some drinks and calls a taxi to take him home.

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why did i fall? i got pushed!

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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What did the man tell his parents after having sex with another man? A. I am gay.

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Why did the man go to the barber? To get a haircut

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A guy walks into a bar. He puts an icepack on his head so it doesn't swell, and decides to go out for a drink. He walks into a bar and thinks to himself, "that's twice today, maybe I should just go home."

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Why can't Amy Winehouse drive? She is dead.

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What is the difference between a hore and a wife? The hore serves you...

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asian drivers.

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What do you call a dog that's half poodle, half bulldog? A dog.

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Why did the black guy smell so bad? Because he accidently jumped into a pool of garbage disposal.

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One muffin doesn't say anything to another muffin while baking in an oven because they lack the organs necessary to attain properties of speech and thought

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How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

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What's worse than getting one of your hands cut off? Getting both of your hands cut off.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple at all. Yet only worms to eat, such as the the poverty stricken citizens of Ethiopia.

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Why couldn't the man reach the police on his phone after his leg was hacked off by a serial killer? He had AT&T as a service provider.

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Nero, I understand, what I thought was correct, was to teach people to understand those exact words that you are conveying. Its not that, I am afraid of showing the world the man that I am. But rather that I am not a man, I admire your vision, and tried to follow it, as we got much in, common, I can think as an individual and still admire your work. But you know how society is built, if too many find out I am a woman, then that not only reveals that I have been lying to them, which I have, but also that well, women are not exactly seen as equals, I know I never was, all people ever saw in me was "a great pair of tits".

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Knock Knock Who's there? I'm going to kill your family.

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You know what I hate long anti-jokes that take up too much space.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her what her name is

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