The weels on the bus go...flat

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How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

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Why was the jewish girl happy? Her pussy was wet!

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What's the main reason for divorce? Marriage.

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roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

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Why did the old lady but her Jelly In her roller skates and dress them up like a doll? She has Dementia

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knock knock, who's there, white, white who, white van, RUN!

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a man walked out of church and said F***!

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Whats worst than getting screwed. Your mother

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Why does Santa go down your chimney? Because he is to retarded to use the door.

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What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies? One is easier to unload with a pitchfork.

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What is the difference between an Irishman and a plank of wood? Almost everything, including anatomy, chemical make up, mass etc

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had just been brutally raped by a lawnmower. The lawnmower had been hit by a car. The woman driving the car was suffering from Alzheimers disease. Which then escalated from the stress of the accident that she took her cat and ripped his right ass cheek then continued on with her day

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What do you call a orange striped zebra? No not a tiger stupid its a orange striped zebra duh!

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Two fish are in a tank. One says to the other, "You man the guns, i'll drive."

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When does 1=17? How many schizophrenics does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

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What did the prostitute say to the cop? What? I can suck your dick for free Mr. Officer

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What did the young boy get for christmas? Parental divorce

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Hey, there are 206 bones in the human body, would you like 1 more? ;) If you are referring to your penis, that is made of tissue, so it is not an extra bone. And no, I would not like your penis.

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Ebola

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Why didn't the black man have a job? He was only in first grade.

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if a cat is mean and a dogs a bitch then what do u call your wife? A MEAN ASS BITCH

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When Life gives you lemons... Squeeze the juice right back into Life's eyes!

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