why was the little girl crying? because she was molested

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A duckling is following its mother, but gets separated. Noticing that her child is lost the mother duck calls out, and the duckling finds her quickly.

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This message is boring. There is no joke. There is no punchline. You can stop reading now.

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Which came first, The chicken or the egg? Well, Firstly, I suppose that depends on if we are discussing Creation or Evolution. If we are talking about Evolution, The Chicken must Logically have evolved from an egg laying creature, one which was similar to, but not quite a chicken, so, the first chicken hatched from the egg of said creature. However, if we are discussing Creation, there is no way to discern which the deity in question decided to create first, so, even odds. Therefore, Logically, there is a 75% chance the Egg came first. However, if we are discussing Chicken Eggs Specifically, the reverse is true, because the egg the first Chicken hatched from would not have been a chicken egg, it would have been the egg of another creature, a "proto-chicken" if you will. and so, in the evolution scenario, the Chicken came first. Still, in this situation, there are even odds as to which a creator may or may not have created first. Therefore, Logically, in this Scenario, there is a 75% chance that the Chicken came first

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Hello

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Women's Rights

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Why did the 15 year old girl not enjoy her taco? Because the man making her taco was kid napped and replaced with a female that forgot to put cheese on it.

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What do black people eat for breakfast? Cereal.

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Why did the man get hit by a van? He was blind, and his guide dog was an idiot.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, your tits are nice

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There once was a man in Peru, Who dreamt he was eating his shoe. He was promptly taken to the hospital but died from infection.

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your mom is so gay that...wrong, a homosexual women is considered a lesbian.

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What do yo call four Jewish guys sitting around doing nothing? The Sabbath Day

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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Why did the man die from drinking the water? It wasn't water, it was acid.

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How long does it take for a Jew to die being gased. Same as anyone else.

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What do you eat when you watch porn? Corn

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Whats brown and sticky? Anal sex

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Chuck Norris.

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What did the fox say to the blonde? "Hello". The girl then captured the fox and sold it to the government.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A tragic accident waiting to happen.

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whats worse then a paper cut, the holocaust, whats worse then the holocaust, two paper cuts

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What did Billy get for christmas? Nothing he died of lung cancer.

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Dear Sarah, Your a damn lesbian! Sincerely Adam Claypool

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