Q: Why did the horse put on cologne? A: He wanted to smell nice.

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A sprayed behind is a clean BEHIND!

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A flock of ostriches run into a mine field

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A drunk guy walks into a bar and falls flat on his back. Upset, he then finds a bathroom. An hour later he is arrested for beating off in the bathroom. off is pressing charges.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, flotaing in the sea? Someone who will drown very soon.

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Justin Beiber

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What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

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What is green and red all over? The Hulk's Penis in a blender

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Yes. Just Yes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are rather unintelligent animals which evidently do not understand the dangers of crossing a busy road.

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why did the koala fall out of the tree it was dead why did the 2nd koala fall out of the tree it was hit by the first koala why did the 3rd koala fall out of the tree it thought it was a game why did the 4th koala fall out of the tree it was fit by a fridge why did the 5th koala fall out of the tree it was inside the fridge why did the 6th koala fall out of the tree it was punished for dropping a fridge why did the 7th koala fall out of the tree it committed suicide after framing the 6th koala

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why did the cookie go to the docter he felt crumpie

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Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

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Why did the computer crash? Because the driver transporting the computer to his friend lost control of his vehicle.

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Okay chan, you can have it then, I am tired.

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What do call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

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A christian was diagnosed with cancer. He refused chemo and prayed to god. Eventually, he died.

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how do you kill a zombie? Zombies arent real.

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Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

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What is worse than getting mud on your brand new t-shirt Getting stabbed.

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What do you call a gay man flying an aeroplane? A pilot.

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Why can't the dinosaur eat M&M's? He is dead. He used to rule the Earth 65 Million years ago, though. Dinosaurs are reptiles. Whales are not. Meow?

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A guy walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks then goes home.

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What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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