Q- Whats The Difference Between a Jew and a TV Dinner? A- One Gets Cooked in the Oven and the other is a TV Dinner!

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What do you call poop in a black man's toilet? Poop.

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What did the gay man order at Starbucks? Delicious, handcrafted beverages and great-tasting food. The secret to making life better.

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http://www.fotokristall.narod.ru/mov0001.swf

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If I had a dollar for every funny joke on this site... I would have quite a few dollars. I would't be rich, but I'd have enough money to pay for me and three friends to go see a movie. So I'm talking like $40-$55, give or take. However, do keep in mind that that cost does not include the purchase of any popcorn/food/beverages.

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What's the difference between and onion and a dead baby? There is a big difference.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Kconk Kconk who? Kconk Ohw Oh yeah, sorry mate, didn't recognise your voice! Come on up, I've got some lagers in the fridge.

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What happened to the boy who cried wolf? He died.

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When does 1=17? How many schizophrenics does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interupting cow Interu--- MOOOOOO!!

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A tragic accident waiting to happen.

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penis

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What's the opposite of Them Cox? Deez Nuts

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Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths, thus he suffered survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

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A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots his virgin

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what do you call a guy with a huge dick ? hugedickasorus

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Once upon a time there was a girl who was going out with a boy 2 years older tan her. He was 16 and she was 14. Does it make him a pedo? cause everyone says he is.

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What did the prostitute eat for lunch? Nothing because she was too busy performing oral sex for money.

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A man suffering from terminal cancer walks into a bar and orders a soda because his doctor advised him not to drink. The bartender and others in the establishment are completely unaware of his disability.

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A: Knock knock (pause) A: Knock knock (pause) A: Knock knock B: (frustrated), I thought we had that damn thing fixed!!!

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Gabe Mercado

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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Why do women wear perfume and makeup? Because they smell bad and are ugly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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