Knock, Knock Knock, Knock Knock, Knock No One's home.

My phone rang. So I answered it.

One time a man cut off Chuck Norris while driving, and Chuck Norris kindly excused the man's lack of consideration for his fellow drivers.

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What happened to the black man when his alarm went off? He got up and took a shower. Then he got dressed and went to church because it was Sunday.

What smells like marjuana and is black? A black man smoking weed

you know what they say about people with big feet, they have big feet...

What Do You Call A Swimming Banana.. Nothing Bananas Are Inanimate Objects Therefore It Would Be Impossible For It Swim

Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? He's not doing anything, sir. He's dead.

What's white and sticky? Glue

Snooki want smoosh smoosh

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas ? Cancer

What's funnier than a bus full of burning babies? Nothing.

8=D

What did the blind, deaf and dumb kid get for his birthday? Broken arms and legs

Mary had a little lamb, the doctor fainted.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I'm colorblind

A blond, a brunette, and redhead are trapped on an island. They all try to swim across shark infested waters to the mainland. While they're swimming, the blond turns to the redhead and says, "This water is mildly cold." The redhead replies "Yeah."

Why can't Jesus eat M&M's? Because they keep falling through the holes in his hands.

when geese fly in a V patteren why is on side longer than the other? not as many geese on that side

Why was Lucile crying? Because she was sad.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He had a huge appendage; his arm has been swollen from birth. What a bummer

If you are going down the road in your boat and the pedal falls off how many cheese burgers can you eat 21 because a motorcycle doesnt have doors.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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