- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the lizard turn blue? He was low on oxygen.

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigger

Whats the best way to get a woman to sleep with you? Rape her

whos gay? you are

Ya know why I hate bad puns? Because they aren't punny. In other words they have no real plot and don't make people laugh. They actually tend to get quite annoying.

roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave.

Wanna hear a joke womens rights

What is more tragic than a nice day wasted? Obesity.

Q. How do Italian girls shave their legs? A. They lie down outside and have someone mow them.

aggie wilkinson, i WOULD!!!!!

Why did the baby cross the road? His parents were drug addicts, and didn't pay him any attention.

Shit Happens....or sometimes it doesn't! As the person is taken to the hospital with severe constipation.

Your Mother is so pretty that she does not need make-up.

How do you stop your baby from crawling into your room? Shove a spear through its head.

if quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? testicle

That awkward moment when the moment isn't awkward.

They give psychiatric patients acting classes in order for them to express and as such heal themselves? Excuse me fucktard! A guy that has deluded himself into believing he is the 11.356th Napoleon does not require further acting classes!

What happens when Batman Robin and Wonder woman go on a date? Somebody isn't getting laid.

Chuck norris survived rapture.

ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have herpes. If I were you I would get tested.

i cannot get my penis to rise to the occasion, it is the holocaust tho..

killing a baby and putting it in one bucket is one thing... but killing a baby and putting it in ten buckets is just insensitive

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's a woman.

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