A black guy walks into a bar with a beatiful parrot on his shoulder. "Wow," says the bartender. "That is really something. Where'd you get it?" The parrot was his fathers. Do to severe mental and physical illness, he can no longer take care of it. He asked his son to take it, those were his last words as he slipped into a coma

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what do u call a gay bird a gaybird

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Hitler was a pretty good guy I guess

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Will my son live, doctor? No because you don't have a son and I am not a doctor

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¿melano?

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How many blonds does it take to kidnap a child? One.

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Why did the man drink water? Because he was thirsty

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roses are red, violets are violet

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minecraft

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What goes gurgle, gurgle, gurgle, POP! A baby in a microwave.

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Your mom

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The pennis has a tuff life, his best friend is a pussy, his neighbors is an A hole, his family is nuts, and his master beats him.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Jeff" "Jeff who?" "Jeff Johnson" "From the office?" "No I work at the dehli" "The one on 6th avenue?" "No, the one on Park." "What do you want?" "Could you open the door?" "No, I don't know you" "Isn't this Mr. Walter's house?" "No, my name is Roger Stevens" "I'm sorry I must be at the wrong house" "What address are you looking for?" "15322 N Gary street" "This is 15323 N Gary" "Oh I'm sorry" "Try knocking across the street" "Thank you"

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A Higgs Boson walks into a church. The priest says “We don’t allow Higgs Bosons in here.” The Higgs Boson replied, “Well, without me, you can’t have mass.”

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Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was on his way to a friends house, after being kicked out yet again because his parents are homophobes and can't come to terms with his sexual preferences. When he got there, his friend was already asleep and he had to sleep in the gutter. He then got a cold and died because his immune system had been weakened by aids. His parents still didn't accept him, and didn't go to his funeral.

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ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSUCKMYDICK

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How do you make a clown cry? You kill his family and chop off his legs.

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Roses are red. I had no clue. I like pie. So screw you.

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I see, said the deaf man to the blind guy.

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Mmmmmmmmbutch

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9/11

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yo mamas so fat, she started working out

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Death

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