What did the priest get for Christmas? Herpes

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Wanna hear a joke? My penis size.

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whats sad about three black men driving off a cliff in a cadillac? a cadillac seats five.

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What do you get if you mix a Bulldog and a Shih tzu? A new breed of dog.

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A black man, a jew and a racist walk into a bar, The racist proceeds to be a racist

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Why was Sally a bad driver? Because she rarely signals and never checked her blind spots.

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roses are red violets are blue however some roses are pink

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What's pink, wrinkly and hangs out your trousers? Your nan.

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Destiny was calling me, so I picked up the phone.

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Jay Leno: The economy is so bad.. Audience: how bad is it?! Jay Leno: Very bad.

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A llama walks into a pub. Actually, he didnt, because it is physically impossible for a llama to stand up and proceed to walk over 2.8 feet. That stat was a lie.

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Whats black and hangs from the my tree? A tire swing.

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What did the Atheist say in church? His best friend's eulogy.

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't, there were no roads back then

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want to go home? yea

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Your mom is so black that her skin tone is darker than most people

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what do you call a bear on a unicycle? improbable.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Black guy. Due to your skin tone I feel you may cause potential danger to me and my family, so for that reason I will not allow you to enter my home.

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Q: What did the ugly duckling say to the other ducks? A: QUACK!

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. To get to the other side.

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How do you get rid of a pile of dead babies? Call 911 so someone will pick them up and take them to the morgue.

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how do you know your at a gay picnic. the hotdogs smell like shit.

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Mr Webb *Hit keyboard loudly* -...

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What's blue and smells like yellow paint? Blue paint.

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Anti Joke

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