What do you call a chicken with its head cut off? A dead chicken. Most likely ready to be cooked/eaten

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What's orange and hurts when you get it in your eye? An orange knife.

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Why should this joke be funny? It shouldn't, because its an anti-joke.

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Why couldn't the Asian reach the sink? Because he was a 4 year old boy, and was only about 3 feet tall.

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a man walks into a bar it hurt

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says .... Hey, you shouldn't be in here; you're a big and powerful animal and any sudden movement could be dangerous for anyone around you. You have sharp hooves and we don't carry anything ergonomically designed for you to actually drink out of ... so, it's probably best that you just go ahead and get out of here. The irishman at the bar says to the bartender: Why are you talking to a horse as if it can understand you? They do not understand the spoken word and do not have the vocal chords to reply.

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Your Mom

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A man with AIDS walks into a bar, what does he say? I have AIDS

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everyone's always talking about the emperor's clothes, don't they know this is murica

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Jared Gough is a slut

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What is the best part about football The scoring

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Why did the man die? He jumped of a bridge and then got run over by a train.

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What do you do when you see a one legged black man? Stop laughing and reload.

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ballsack

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What is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans

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Yo mama's so fat that she took a look at her life and realized she wanted a change so she joined a dieting group and started eating better and exercising more and she got down to her goal weight and now looks and feels better than ever it's very inspirational, good for her.

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1st guy: Wanna hear a joke? 2nd guy: Yeah sure. 1st guy: Me too.

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Why did the blonde fall off of the swing? Because someone threw a machete and it made contact with her skull, thus causing a painful break and rapid blood loss, making it virtually impossible to remain sitting upright.

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What do you say to Michael and Justin? The Game

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What did the homeless man get for his birthday. Nothing. Get it: He lived a life along with a giant family and on christmas eve 2012 he broke his kneecap and was in the E.R. He got out of the hospital on christmas only to come home to find a burning house; his house. Every member in his family died except for him as they were all in the house when it caught on fire. The house completely burnt and crumbled, and that is why he is homeless.

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How does a pig go to the hospital? Through the front door.

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Why do Africans live in slums Because they have aids

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Why did the boy die at his Halloween party? He was the victim of a drive-by.

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We're out of mustard, so in your sandwich I used some yellow liquid dripping from a dying rhinoceros.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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