Whats Green and has wheels? Grass, I was kidding about the wheels.

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wat did the candle say to the lighter? nothing candles cant speak because they are inamimate objects, even so i think a candle would just scream anyway, would you buy a screaming candle?

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Question : Why did the boy need to change his pants? Answer: During recess, the little boy was running to fast and fell on the ground. Then kid he has been bullying pissed on his leg.

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alright whoever posted it, like this, then comment your first name

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what is white and red all over? a ginger

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You want to hear a joke? Democract

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You are reading this.Ya you the fat one

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Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

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How did Helen Keller meet her husband? On a blind date.

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Roses are red,nuts are brown,skirts go up,pants go down,body to body, skin to skin, when its stiff, stick it in,the longer its in, the stronger it gets,it goes in dry, comes out wet, its comes out dripping and starts to sag Its not what you think its a...Teabag

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What do you call someone in Manhattan who goes to see a Broadway show and then stops in at a local bar for a few drinks? A taxi, if they request you do so.

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What's there like a good neighbor? Your neighbor

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? 12:00

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Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkled? Because if they were small, white, and round they'd be called aspirin.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was A bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy went through chemo. Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy was he?

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Why was Timmy dirty? Because he was buried

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Q:How do you turn off a Jewish Lamp? A: You press the Auschwitz.

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Roses Are Red Lemons are sour, open up your legs and give me an hour

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What is black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Not black berries because black berries come from a bush.

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If a tree falls in the woods, and no one is around to hear it - Is there still a woman in the kitchen?

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Why was johny late to school? He died

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My wife crashed the car while listening to Adele last night. She ended up rolling in the jeep.

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What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

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A black man walks into a predominantly white bar and is laughed at hysterically, the man is a world class comedian.

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