what did the girl do when she saw a spider in her bathroom? she peed.

a mexican, an asian and a black are all in a car, who's the driver? their friend bill who offered to take them to the upcoming three days grace concert.

If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.

What did the orphan boy get for his birthday? The extermination of his race.

People Eating Tasty Animals

why wouldn't the printer print? because it had no ink.

A guy hit his elbow. Judaism.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

How many ears does Chuck Norris have? Two.

Roses are red, violets are blue, cheeseburger.

Friend: I said pass the juice, not gas the jews! Hitler: Oh.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Because she got shot in the heart with a bolt action sniper rifle and died.

Why did the Jew ask for a napkin? something funny about the holocaust

What do you call a deer with no eyes? I don't Know, but we should inform the RSPCA.

Yo mama so fat!... we are very concerned for her health.

What's pink, wrinkly and hangs out your trousers? Your nan.

A man walks into a bar. His alcoholism is destroying his family.

Why was the man with cancer bald? He wanted to tan his scalp.

what's worse then being dumped? NOTHING

Bert: Hey, what you got there? Sal: Nothing.

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

What's fast and white ? A chicken after you hit it going 100mph

John Katzenbach were drinking a soda... He is the author of The Psicoanalist

An iguana walks out of a bar

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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