abortion, it really brings out the kid in you.

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Why did the black man rob the bank? Well..why not?

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A man went into a bakers to buy a loaf of bread. The baker said 'What can i do for you sir?' The man said 'Id like a loaf of blue bread please.' Baker replied 'Sorry sir we only sell brown or white here.' 'Thats ok.' said the man, 'I have my bike outside.' [This joke was made up by myself and my school friends in 1975 age 15. We all told it for years - i still do - and cried with laughter whenever we heard it. We called them non jokes :-) ]

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Q: What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? A: "E"

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The biggest lie on earth: I have read and agree to the terms of use.

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How many times does it take a blond to start a car? Usually once; however, the weather may have an impact how well the engine will spark.

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Imagine: You are trapped in a prizon cell with no doors, no windows, no furniture and completely sealed in with nothing. What do you do? Stop imagining!

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what do we want a cure for turrets! when do we want it C U NT !!!

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What is the way to a woman's heart? Through her chest cavity.

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Why couldn't the prostitute count to 70? She grew up in a poor family and couldn't pay for a good education.

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What do you call a woman not in the kitchen? Her name.

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What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

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so a kangaroo a piece of cake and a whale are all doing... ...nothing they would not hang out together

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hi. thats what she said.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at rhyming Refridgerator

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Working hard or hardly working????

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I ate your horse.

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A jew, an Arab, and A Scientist walk into a bar. The arab self explodes and kills them all

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a truck

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Chuck Norris can drive a car using just his hands and feet!

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Priority parking for hybrid cars

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Yeah right loser!

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Yo mama's so fat. PERIOD.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? - Two bee stings Whats worse than two bee stings? -The Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? -Three bee stings

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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