Why did the girl go over her texting limit? She had a hot boyfriend.

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What's the difference between a bunch of slaves and a porsche? A: i don't have porsche in my basement

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What's more dangerous than bungee jumping without a rope? Getting into a car with Ben Colbert.

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny and frankly, I do not see why people think they are so funny.

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this is an anti joke.... Get it yet

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How do you fit 100 charizards into a bus? Put them into pokeballs. Otherwise, there would be no possible way because Charizards are such large creatures.

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a homosexual jump from a cliff to see who gets to the bottom first. Who wins? Society.

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hi

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Sarah Palin is President

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue It is Valentines Day So I had to get them for you or we would get into a big fight, which will end up with me on the couch.

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Knock, knock. "Who's there?" "Monica" "Monica who?" "Monica Lebinsky, your neighhbor"

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sticks and stones may break my bones but cataracts will prohibit you from eyesight

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A black man, a hispanic man, and an asian man all walk into a biker bar. The bartender asks them if they know that this is a biker bar. All three say yes and tell the bartender that they are in the same motorcycle club. The bartender serves them a beer.

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There were three hungry cows in a barn. One day, one of them finds a stick of butter on the ground, and notifies the other cows of his findings. Since the barn was ran like a democracy, the cows decided via 2/3 vote that the winner of the stick of butter should be decided by a checkers tournament. The problem is that there is no good way to run a checkers tournament with three cows because checkers is a one-on-one game. The first cow suggests trying to find another cow to join in so that they could have a bracket-style tournament, but there were only three cows that lived in the barn. The second cow suggests a round-robin style tournament. The third cow informs the second cow that there is a possibility of a tie because each cow can finish with one win and one loss among the two games in a round-robin tournament. The first cow suggests that the round-robin process can be repeated until there is a winner. This joint suggestion was approved by 2/3 vote by the cows. Finally the checkers tournament begins. The first cow says to the second cow, "you butter not beat me at checkers!"

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I learned a new party trick over the weekend; I swallow a piece of string and it comes out my other end tied! I shit you knot.

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When Jesus came back from the dead the first thing he said was "It was just a prank bro!"

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A englishmen an irishmen and a ginger walk off a bridge gingers have no souls

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What do you call Justin Bieber having sex with a women? Sex.

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-What's brown and rhymes with snoop? -Dr. Dre

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Why are blonds so stupid? Because our society is insecure and we need a common denominator to pick on, so we can feel more comfortable with our mediocre lives.

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My dog has no nose, so how does it smell? It can't, I just told you it has no nose.

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math test 2=2

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What did Bill go for his birthday? No where someone slashed his tires.

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How do you know a dude is dead? He doesn't breath, he has no color in the face and his heart has stoped.

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