I said I read te terms of service. I didnt

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What do you say to a black man who is in your house at night-time, carrying your television? Sir, may you please put down the television as it belongs to me and I worked hard to earn the money to buy it. If you do not I will have to contact the authorities to deal with you in a correct and fair manner.

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Q: what's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

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Why did the chicken cross the road? As this question does not provide neccesary information, a plausible answer cannot be found.

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I'm not as random as you think i salad.

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why did Max cry??? chicken

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An English man, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They each buy a pint and talk about their day.

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What is 18 inches long and makes a woman scream all night? Crib death.

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Roses are red, Violets are not blue, they're violet, which is why they're called violets.

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What did the aids patient do after he was diagnosed? He had sex with many more people and gave them aids as well.

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How do you find Nemo? Watch the movie.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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what do you get when you cross a pig with a bunny? Nothing.Crossing a pig with a bunny is impossible.

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Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy but get in the van

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what's the difference between a lamborghini and you're mother. cars don't scream when you rape them

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"Hell nahhh I called shotgun" -Rosa Parks

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how do u get a nun off the bottom of a cruise ship you untie her

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Knock knock. Who's there? James. James who? You know, from across the road? But where's the punchline? This isn't a joke. Isn't it? No. Can you still add a punchline? OPEN THE DOOR!

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What do you call a file named pedo? A. Pedobear B. Toast C. Pedofile

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josh roberts you speccy cuunt

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Dwayne. Ok... come in.

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How did the poor young women get Aids? She got raped.

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A woman gets in her car to drive.

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do you know what's so funny? yup

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