... and so the rabbi says "Don't worry. It was a kosher pickle anyway."

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What do you call a man who just came home from a 72-hour work shift ? You don't call him, you let him sleep.

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Two chemists walk into a bar. The first says, "I'd like some H2O" The second says "I'd like some H2O as well." Nobody dies.

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Gifted Education classes learning social studies curriculum.

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Will gropes Ebola victims

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Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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Which came first, The chicken or the egg? Well, Firstly, I suppose that depends on if we are discussing Creation or Evolution. If we are talking about Evolution, The Chicken must Logically have evolved from an egg laying creature, one which was similar to, but not quite a chicken, so, the first chicken hatched from the egg of said creature. However, if we are discussing Creation, there is no way to discern which the deity in question decided to create first, so, even odds. Therefore, Logically, there is a 75% chance the Egg came first. However, if we are discussing Chicken Eggs Specifically, the reverse is true, because the egg the first Chicken hatched from would not have been a chicken egg, it would have been the egg of another creature, a "proto-chicken" if you will. and so, in the evolution scenario, the Chicken came first. Still, in this situation, there are even odds as to which a creator may or may not have created first. Therefore, Logically, in this Scenario, there is a 75% chance that the Chicken came first

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Q, Where did Rebecca Black go to eat? A. TGI Fridays

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit it in the face with an axe

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I like my woman like I like my coffee. Good.

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Humpty Dumpty didn't fall I pushed him

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A refridgerator What's white heavy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A polar bear

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how do you make a family tan? You burn them in the house.

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater

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A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society.

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Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has been diagnosed with chronic insomnia.

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A horse walks in a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse didn't reply because he was a hoarse horse.

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A seal walks into a club.

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Y2K

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Go in public and say this You-it smells like up sexy in here Person-what's up sexy? You-nothing much, how about yo

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who eats pencils asians

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What's worse than dropping your sandwich. Dying of pancreatic cancer.

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if u dislike this u r most likely depressed

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Why didn't Dave buy his wife a watch for her birthday? Because she already had one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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