a boy walked into a pet store to get his bird some food. they were all out. the bird died.

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A black man walks into a bar. the bartender ask what he wants to drink. the black man responds , "i will have one beer please". so the bartender gives it to him and says have a nice day.

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what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing? Answer - A gay homosexual

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't, because feminists can never change anything!

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Real jokes.

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Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red Fences are red OMG MY FENCE IS ON FIRE!

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Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

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Jokes are funny.

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I like my women like I like my coffee... Without a penis.

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Why did the woman drop her baby? she had a stroke.

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What's brown, hairy and goes up and down? A kiwifruit in an elevator.

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knock knock your gay

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A hot girl walks past a boy and the boy turns around and watches her pass. The girl sees the boy staring and asks with a slight attitude, "What are you looking at?", to which the boy replied, "Well, I noticed you walking towards me and I couldn't help but think 'Hmm..she looks familiar. Have I seen her at school? No. Work? No. Somewhere else? Perhaps.' I then concluded that I've never seen you before and then you turned around and asked me what I was looking at. What are YOU looking at?"

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Someone once told me a joke. It was funny.

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Boy: BRB Girl: OK. *Two hours later* Boy: Back. Girl: What took you so long? Boy: Someone asked why I loved you. Girl: Aw, that's so s- Boy: I know! I had no idea who he was! I had to call the cops.

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why couldnt sally help timmy pick up his ice cream? she had no arms

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Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

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Why did Billy fall down? Because his brain was replaced with a piece of toast.

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How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You could stab him repeatedly with a box cutter and demand his social security number, but I wouldn't suggest it. He would most likely beat you up.

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What do you call a fly with no wings? A fly.

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yo mama so fat, she wheres glasses to see better!

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What does a girl get from a dead MAN:)?? Nothing he is dead.

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Hey Jim? What? Pass the stapler.

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Sudden Infant Death Syndrome.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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