Once you go black you may be more open to dating a second black person.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because after death the body loses control of muscles and the monkey could no longer grasp the branch with his tail

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Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.

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I'm ginger no more needs to be said...

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What's funny about a Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian going over the edge of a bridge in the same car? Nothing, they all died

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Women's Basketball.

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Human is to breast as breast is to nipple as nipple is to milk as milk is to HIV as HIV is to AIDS as AIDS is to death as death is to heaven or hell as heaven or hell is to Jesus or the Devil as Jesus is to God as God is to the Universe

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What did Jerry Sandusky get for Christmas? Raped in jail.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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hi my name is 50 cent my mom swallowd 2 quarters befor i was born dsthgiudghyudgfuawyg

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What do you call a man that likes fishsticks? His name

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flip flop chop, clip clop cow, POW. hahahahahah. :).

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Sea World Japan.

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A black man, an Asian man, and a white man are stranded in the wilderness after their plane crashed. The black man has a flashlight, the Asian a bottle of water, and the white man a can of beans. They put their racial differences aside to increase chance of survival but were eaten by a pack of coyotes.

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when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a black eye.

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minced oaths

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no u

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how did the horse fall into the river? he sliped

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How many rats live in a llamas stomach? the cats pajamas

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Why did the Octopus jump off the bridge? To breathe

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what is red and looks like blue paint? red paint.

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How many Chinese men people does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Anyone can screw in a light bulb, regardless of race or gender.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Who are you?

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? A Derrick Rose jersey.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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