Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

What do you call a pickle that is sad? A pickle!????

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a large dog on its side of the road attempting to harass it.

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Any idea of his whereabouts Nero? I am the leader, I fund this myself, as you know money is not my problem, its rather loyalty.

your momma's an antijoke

A Muslim blows up a bar

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Tennesse

Why is jim gay? because he likes men

What has one eye but cannot see? A brick with an eye drawn on it

Giving birth to the antichrist

How is it possible for a man to get raped? Easy. He lied.

Why did the chicken cross the road? -because chickens have a free ability to walk and this chicken felt the urge to walk across the road. Why not?

What did the teacher say to the student? You did very poorly on your homework and will never succeed. The student was black.

whats worse than flunking math? death.

Pandas Everywhere!!!

whats pink and fluffy pink fluff

Obama-Care

How do Ethiopians celebrate Christmas? They don't there to worried about dying from Aids and starvation

Two penguins are sitting in a bathtub. That would never happen because penguins would not be anywhere near a bath-tub at any point in their lives, I would be more concerned wondering why a penguin is in the US and calling animal control than making up a joke about it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The undeveloped cerebral cortex vital for comprehending irony left the chicken incapable of finding humor or possibly feeling self-disgust in the acknowledgment that it had just wandered across said road, this being a grandfathered human jest.

R.I.P Ryan Dunn.

... and so the rabbi says "Don't worry. It was a kosher pickle anyway."

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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