Knock knock! Who's there? Boo. Oh hey man, you got the meth?

what do you get when you cross do you get when you cross a banana and a monkey? one happy monkey

The Economy

What a russian says to another russian? I don't know, but it must be somthing in russian.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

What is the difference between Charlie Sheen and Michael Jackson? One is dead, one is not.

Did you see the blind man get hit by a car? Neither did he.

What do you call a school bus full of black people? Not a school bus

Roses are grey, violets are grey, im a dog

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? ...an owl with a bungee cord.

Whats the worst part about being fat? Your fat.

A boat sinks in the ocean, what does the sailor do? Nothing, he wasn't on the boat.

What happens if you're in the middle of counting towels? You finish counting your towels.

Why did the man burn his face? He went into a fire. :D

What is x (4 - 10) + 6879 (333) x 678912345 - 9.87537 when x equals pi? Answer: YOUR FACE!!!

How Do You Get Your Mom To Shut up? You Kill Her.

solve y = [1 arctan (x)] / [2-3 arctan (x)]

What did the 85 year old man do after having the sex of his life? He found out he had AIDS.

A black guy and a white guy are arguing over what race god is. So they go to god and ask what race he is. He says, "I am what I am." The white guy says, "yes." The black guy says, "why did you say yes?" If he was black he would have said, "I is what I is.":):):):):):):):)<3

Your mom is so old, -just kidding. I know she died at a young age.

Your Mama is so stupid She shot herself by accident and died. Your family has not stopped mourning since

Roses are red, Violets are blue, WTF is this, i gotta take a piss.

Whats big, ugly, and sucks? Death.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Where are the keys?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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