Why was the little kid bullied? Because his name was Hugh Jass.

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Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

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Knock knock Whose there? you you who you know who you are

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A man and a women have a conversation. Man: what's 2 + 2 Woman: four. Man: you're correct.

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Saddam Hussein is the father of the mothers of all cultchies.

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What did the man say to his son? Hello, son.

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Your argument is invalid, but I will allow you your opinion nonetheless.

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Everything is red. I soaked it in the blood of small children.

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A man walks into a bar, then he realized he didn't have any money, so he walked out.

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What did the little boy find when he came home from school? His mother hanging from a tree.

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What do you call a blond harvesting penuts a penut farmer.

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How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Who knows? They all just sit and bitch about it.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't. Numbers don't have emotion.

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There's no "i" in tim.

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Roses are green Violets are yellow Those are the wrong colors oh well who gives a shit.

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What did David say to Goliath? Not sure, does anyone have a Bible?

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A man walks into a bar. He asks the bartender for a glass of milk. The bartender says, "Sorry we don't serve milk here.

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What did one guy say to the other guy?? Well he just hi but hi backwards is ih and that reminded him of his days in Nahm because that's what his Sargent said and that reminded him of ice-cream because his Sargent smelled like ice-cream and that reminded him of the song that the ice-cream played which reminded him of Disney world which reminded him of a priest raping little boys which mad him laugh because that reminded him of a Jew picking up a penny which reminded him of Osama be shot in the f**k**g face and that reminded him to say how are you to the other guy.

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once three middle easterns were walking down the street bomb bomb bomb

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What did the robot do when a person was shot? Nothing, it wasn't programmed for that situation.

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Whats the difference between peanut butter and jam? I can't peanut butter my dick into someones ass

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender brings him the beer, and the man drinks it. Then the man dies in a car crash while driving back to his family

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what do you call four black people in a red sleeping bag? -a very snug sleeping bag as they can rarely fit more then one person comfortably

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Anti Joke

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