What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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Friends are like trees, they fall down when hit multiple times with an axe.

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you just lost the game!

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Who's the cutest girl in the world? Claire Seiter.

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Q: What is worse than seven babies in a trash can? A: One baby in seven trash cans. Q: What is worse than one baby in seven trash cans? A: The Holocaust.

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Why was the man crying He wasnt his allergies were acting up.

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Why did the ckicken cross the road? to kiss my ass

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An Arab walks into a bar. He then blows up the bar.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Nero, please pick up the phone, I wont ever do that, it was a mistake okay? Stop that, my sister wont ever! My mom whatever! But if you lie a finger on my sister, I will kill you, I am at the outside, which room are you at? Tell me you coward fucker! Tell me!

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Hey I just met you,and this is crazy,please stand up,if you're the real slim shady.

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how do you drown a blonde in a kitty pool? put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom

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Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:Why does everyone want to know it's just a chicken

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9/11/2001

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Small titties.

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How do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the Brake

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Blonde hair is the result of having two recessive alleles for hair color in your genotype. There is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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Q: Why was George Washington buried on a hill? A: Because he's dead.

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BUTTERFARTING

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How many feminist does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to screw it in, the other to suck a dick.

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a homosexual jump from a cliff to see who gets to the bottom first. Who wins? Society.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a truck? You drive a truck, Michael Jackson has anal sex with little boys.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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