Knock knock? Whose there? Who's. Who's who? No you used the wrong form of who's.

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why did the bird fall out of the sky? it had been shot by a bird hunter, as it was bird season.

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So a blonde was trying to peel a banana, but she couldn't because she was viciously attacked by chimpanzees and had all her fingers bitten off

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What's worse than anti-joke.com? Non-anti-joke.com! Louis

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little travis puts hedgehogs in his poop chute

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Why Do Indians Not Like Snow? Because it is white and on their land

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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What's fat and ginger? My dog.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I don't have cancer, but you do. Love, your doctor.

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okay.....

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Why don't rhetorical questions need answers? Because that is what makes them rhetorical.

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roses are red violets are red everything's red i'm colour blind

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So this is an anti-joke website, right?

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

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Friends are like trees, they fall down when hit multiple times with an axe.

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Why did the ckicken cross the road? to kiss my ass

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like a cammel, lewis stores his weed in his back

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An Arab walks into a bar. He then blows up the bar.

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Why was the man crying He wasnt his allergies were acting up.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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how do you drown a blonde in a kitty pool? put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom

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Hey I just met you,and this is crazy,please stand up,if you're the real slim shady.

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Small titties.

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9/11/2001

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