Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

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A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

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Roses are shut the f*** up. Violets are shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up.

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My dog barks when someones at the door.

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Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

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"Have you heard the one about the trannie?" "No, what is it?" "Wow, that's offensive." -Juanita

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Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

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So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

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How do you make a penguin fly? You strap it to the roof of a plane.

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Ily bae

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A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

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"knock knock" "whos there?" "pizza delivery!"

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What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

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what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

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What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

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There's an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman. They are all trapped in a jail cell. Eventually they all starved to death.

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Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

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What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

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Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

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Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

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Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

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What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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