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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

Three penguins sitting in a tub. The first penguin says to the third penguin, "Hey would you pass the soap?" The penguin in the middle says, "What do you think I am a typewriter?"

What did the fireman say to the people in the burning house I'm going to use this water for my sprinkler rather than saving your lives. I might as well use this for something more significan, like my lawn.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

What do you say to a fat guy working out congrat him and tell him he's doing a great job and keep up the work

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

Q. What is a similarly between Jewa and Pizza. A. There both baked in a over

A man walks into a bar. He then walks out of the bar a while after. He then goes home and goes to bed. And then he goes to sleep. And then in an odd time travel paradox,a T-Rex arrives from the past and kills him and his entire family.

Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

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