- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the one about the guy who couldnt find his shoes? No? ok ill talk to someone who will get the reference

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

Advertiser: Charlies Tax---------- Advertiser: OMG, who are you... Pedobear: Hello kids, come in my taxi(Van) :D

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

Communism hehe xd

How do you get a one-armed man out of a tree? you wave.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.

I have read and agree to the terms of midget sex service - View Terms of Service

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

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