- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

There was an english man, and irishman and an pakistani sitting in a bar. What a wonderful example of racial & cultural differences bing put to one side while they are socialising in a friendly environment.

Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

Why wasn't Kevin Love able to draw a perfect circle. Because, he just wasn't able to get the job done

When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

Yesterday, I was assasinated.

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

Roses are red Violets are blue If you need a poo.... ...hold it in.

What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

A baby seal walks into a club.

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

A seal walks into a club.

j.p. is dumb

your face

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? Dead.

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

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