what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

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What's 2+2? Fish

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Roses are red Violets are blue Deez nuts Ha goteem

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How do you get a Mexicans attention? By calling him by his name.

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My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

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12 niqqa 12.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I do not know because it depends on the woodchuck; however, if some statistical evidence is gathered on the average amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck you most likely would get a close answer, considering that the statistical research was not flawed.

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- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

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What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

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What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

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If you add two 1's together its 11 if you add two 2's together its 22 If you add two 3's together its 33 So what happens if you add 4 and 4? No you dumb-ass its not 44, its 8

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Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

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Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

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What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

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i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

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Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

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A man walks in to a bar and orders a drink. He has been drinking alone every day since his wife an unborn child died in an horrific car accident.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being ripped apart by an angry orangatang because orangatangs have the strength of ten men.

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Yo mama so dumb she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl! I'm sorry,that was just really rude of me. I've been talking to my therapist and I think this insolent behavior came from my dad. I always wanted his approval but he always liked my brother more and blah blah yak yak.....

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There was a scientist that was doing a social experiment with mothers and their children. The name of first kid was named candy because it was her mothers favourite thing. The second kid name was rose because it was her mothers Favourite thing. The last mother knew what was happening and said to her son "Come on Dick".

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What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Why did the chicken walk across the road? Because chickens cannot fly

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