why did the alien eat the cow? peer pressure

What was a hard time for people? the great depression

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

What do you get when you cross black man and a Hispanic woman A child that is a combination of both ethnic groups

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Predators face looks like what? Pussy.

Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

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Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

Why did it take the rabbit so long to enter the rabbithole? Because he was hit by a truck and lost a lot of blood.

The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

You know what makes me sick? Bacteria

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with no punchline

Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

I found a lump on my right testicle. So, as a precaution I went to my local hospital to have myself checked out. Thankfully, it wasn't accute testicular cancer. Instead I only had to suffer for a few months, but it's getting better now. Sadly, I won't be able to have children and now my semen has a somewhat unsavoury flavour. Thanks for asking.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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