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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I do not know because it depends on the woodchuck; however, if some statistical evidence is gathered on the average amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck you most likely would get a close answer, considering that the statistical research was not flawed.

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If you add two 1's together its 11 if you add two 2's together its 22 If you add two 3's together its 33 So what happens if you add 4 and 4? No you dumb-ass its not 44, its 8

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Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

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Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

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My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

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What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

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Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

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What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

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- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

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How do you get a Mexicans attention? By calling him by his name.

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i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

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12 niqqa 12.

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What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

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So theres a man, a horse, and a piglet in a helicopter. Upon noticing this, the pilot jumps out of the plane and the animals go crashing to their doom.

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How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medication prescribed by her doctor.

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what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

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Why am I writing this? Cuz I am eating babies alive right now!

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Why did jenny fall off the swing? ...Cause she has no arms Knock, Knock Who's there? not jenny

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What have in common a recently born baby and a quadriplegic blonde person? Both have legs but they cant walk

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Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

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