A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

an object in motion continues to stay in motion unless acted upon by an external force :)

What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

What is mary short for? Mary had an accident with a semi-truck and had to get both of her legs amputated.

What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

Detroit has a low crime rate

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

Why can't Kim and Arnold get childern ? because they are 2 stones.

Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

what do you call your mama at the gas station

Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

A man did not like this site

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gays house! knock knock who's there? The chicken!

A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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