-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

What do black people and tornadoes have in common? - It only takes one to destroy a neighborhood.

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

What word is always spelled wrongly? None of them. Every word has been spelled right at some point.

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

My spelling is horrible

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

How do you save the world in 2012? You aren't. 2012 isn't going to happen!

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you think it octopus.

A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

Why couldn't the teen go to the prom? He was busy working to help his mom recover from breast cancer.

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? It's funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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