if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

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Never go into your parents room with a blacklight.. -Ryan Vallee

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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hi penis ham telephone

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What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

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Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

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Why did the dog bark? Because he wanted to.

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The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

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How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

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Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

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What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

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What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

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A family of five sit on a bench, the bench falls the family die.

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Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

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Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

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How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

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What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

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yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

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what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

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What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

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Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

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A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

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If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? -Who's there? Not the girl.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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